This is all the legal jargon our attorneys make us include on our website.
They apparently think people actually want to read this stuff.
As with any software, you are going to be billed for your Parsey account. While we are super passionate about boosting your site conversions, we still need to keep the lights on by making sure you get billed in a fair, timely manner. Details of how and when you will be billed, including what happens if the payment isn’t successful, are included in this policy.
Long hours and many energy drinks were spent building Parsey so that you can convert more site visitors. You could say it’s kinda like our baby. As the developer, we have rights to protect our baby. As the customer, you have rights to use our baby (that sounds weird, but that’s the analogy we’re rolling with). The details of those rights are included in this End User Licensing Agreement.
How do you know when your 4-year-old snuck a cookie? Because of the cookie crumbs all over their face and hands. Similarly, when you browse the internet or use internet applications such as Parsey, your actions leave or create pieces of data called cookies. How those cookies are generated, stored, and used are detailed in this policy.
Data Security Statement
Data Processing Addendum
Because we were forced to comply we jumped on the GDPR bandwagon (see the next policy), we also have a Data Processing Addendum to detail the security controls we have in place to ensure the confidentiality, integrity, and availability of the data you upload to Parsey.
If you know about GDPR, you may be wondering if we are compliant. The simple answer is, yes, Parsey is GDPR compliant. We understand the seriousness of GDPR and spent a painstaking amount of time making sure we are squeaky clean. If you want a more complex answer, click below for a not-so-entertaining read.